"PAUL, UNPHASED" BY MATT CHANDLER
- Them: We'll kill you.
- Paul: To die is gain.
- Them: We'll leave you alone.
- Paul: To live is Christ.
- Them: We'll torture you.
- Paul: I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.
- Them: We'll put you in prison.
- Paul: Well, give me a hymnal; I'll convert all your guards and lead them in praise and worship.