interesting.

So I was listening to that one car insurance commercial, you know. The one talking about dumb laws like "its illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket". I've decided to look up the most ridiculous laws and discuss them. :]

In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.

-So does it make it okay if it's before sundown. What if it's the backyard? How specific can you get?? I know, lets add "...without a blanket." Better? ;]

In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog.

-Seriously?? What if the dog's ugly? It's so sad that people treat dogs better than they treat one another. It isn't like the dogs knows what going on; its feelings are badly hurt and he's now scarred for like, having social issues with other k9s and is now leading a lonely life...

In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

-"Can someone check the hydrants please? I believe I'm going to have a house fire while cooking dinner in about an hour. Just to be on the safe side. Thanks." Need I say more?

In Wilbur, Washington, it is illegal to ride an ugly horse.-hmm...but can I make an ugly face at it?

In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

-Lets not get too comfortable at Bojangle's you guys.

In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)

-Someone please explain to me! I really can't grasp this concept. That has to mean that the whole state should be virgin's of going by the Bible stating that there should but no sex until marriage. What if they want kids, for the sake of man kind DON'T go to Washington a virgin. I don't understand....

In Lexington, Tennessee no one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.

-C'mon you guys! Eat your ice cream in the STREET for goodness sakes. And please spit on the cars. What were you thinking? gosh.

Also in Tennessee; you can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
-Where the heck are there WHALES in TENNESSEE?! And is it fine if I shoot any other game when NOT from a moving automobile? Who the heck does that?

In Texas, it is illegal to milk another person's cow.
-"Oh my bad homie, I thought she was mine."

In Alabama, You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

- Well shoot. There goes my afternoon snack. Seriously though, who does that and why in the world would it be illegal??

A few more to be mentioned:Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

Whistling underwater is prohibited.

It is illegal to tickle women.

When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

For more, google "crazy laws".

http://cybernetnews.com/cybernotes-dumb-laws-from-around-the-us/

forever,
lokei