stolen identity.

Sunday I went to the library to get a library card.

After I filled out the paperwork the lady tells me I already have one under my name.

I was shocked and didn't think anything of it until she tells me I owe 4 items.

I haven't had a library card in years, so that was not possible.

I argue with the lady and she tells me I owe $85.

She hands me the receipt and I saw that the items were checked out in 2001.

I was eight or nine years old!

I told her this was a mistake but she insisted otherwise.

The items checked out were:

Led Zeppelin (cd)

"When We Were Colored" (book)

Charlie Brown (movie)

& some other book.

There was no way I checked those things out.

She listened to my story and gave me a number to call to clear things up.

So this is what it feels like to have a stolen identity...

...and it's only a library card.

smh.

They should seriously start carding library cards because this is CUH-RAZYY!