Truths; Human Tendicies.

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
2. Answer me this, how the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
3. I take back all the time's I didn't want nap-time as a kid.
4. Map Quest needs to start their directions on # 5 on something. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
5. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired. [The reason why #3 is completly relevant.]
6. Bad choices make great stories.
7. I’m always terrified when I exit out of Microsoft Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page paper that I'm pretty sure I did not make any changes to. But I save it anyways.
8. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this - ever. 
9. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings a few times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?  
10. I hate leaving my house looking good the best I have in a long time and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. -___-
11. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. Advice, save that number under "Do Not Answer". I promise you'll never have that problem again.
12. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
13. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring the groceries in.
14. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
15. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
16. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

A few are from Tumblr.